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I’m having a little fun today and wanted to post these horrible pickup lines I read from MSN Lifestyles. So enjoy, “11 of the Worst Pickup Lines We’ve Ever Heard, and the One We Always Appreciate” by Carly Stern.

We’re not sure what makes guys think lines like these will work, but they make the standard “Do you come here often?” sound almost charming. Read ‘em and cringe.

1. Insulting Libraries Everywhere

“Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.”
—Allison, 22

2. The Ticking Clock Ultimatum

“I’ll give you five seconds to give me your number or you can forget about going out with me forever.”
—Shanna, 27

3. The Self-Congratulatory Approach

“I’m a hot commodity. You’re a hot commodity. We should go out.”
—Julia, 25

4. The Old “Space Pants” Line …

“Are you wearing space pants? Because your rear is out of this world.”
—Amanda, 21

5. Random Anatomical Reference

“You have nice child-bearing hips.”
—Kim, 25

6. Shock to the System

“You look like you would be really bad in bed.”


“You are just so beautiful, you probably think you don’t have to try.”
—Deanna, 21

7. Extra Cheese, Please

“Was your dad a robber? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”
—Jamie, 19

8. P.U. or I.O.U.?

“You owe me money.”


“You’ve been living in my heart and you haven’t paid rent.”
—Alanna, 25

9. Misplaced Ardor

“Your mom is hot! I bet you will look just like her when you are older.”
—Emily, 27

10. Hair-Raising Comments

“How long did it take to shave those looong legs?”
—Maggie, 26

11. Schooled in Geography

“Are you from Tennessee?”


“Are you sure? ‘Cause you’re the only 10 I see.”
—Emily, 20

Wow – I’ve heard some really shitty pickuplines but man do these suck ass! Hey, we have all been there so I thought I have a little fun and remind you that there are worse ones out there being used. Thank you Carly Stern – these are classic!! login
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